To be cruisin’ for a bruisin’ traditionally references an
individual looking for a fight, but the more contemporary cruisin’ for a
“brewsin” also implies the responsible consumption of a chilled beverage while reclining
on a boat. Quench thirst on the house with today’s deal: $49 for two hours of guided Gold Coast waterway cruising for two people, including
refreshments, choice of two Margaritas or a bottle of wine, Devonshire tea and
two $20 vouchers towards future adventures with Wyndham Cruises, Surfers Paradise ($153 value).
Willing water babies and loyal land dwellers alike change their home address to ‘MV Entertainer’ after experiencing two hours of luxe Gold Coast waterway maritime good times. Two welcome Margarita cocktails – or a bottle of wine to share - set the scene for relaxed glamour, further enhanced by Devonshire tea and refreshments. Tour guests, guided by informative commentary, enjoy Wyndham Cruises’ cosy interior, with gossip girls and curious chaps sneaking peeks at alluring celebrity architecture from the sundeck. Geographic geniuses get lost in views of the Gold Coast waterway’s canals and breathtaking Broadwater. The shimmering Surfers Paradise skyline provides the ultimate backdrop for declarations of love, unforgettable birthday celebrations and optimists banking on well-timed bombshell dropping.
Wooden accents and mirror details make Wyndham’s double decker MV Entertainer reminiscent of a relaxed country club on the water. With a fully licensed cocktail bar and wine selection, the options are endless. The all-girl crew, whose collective sunnies could fill a catalogue, hold Shipboard Safety Certificates and Senior First Aid qualifications. Captain Barry New is the velvet-voiced veteran of the Goldie’s waterways, as well as the Australian and British merchant navies. The two-hour cruise runs daily from 10am to 2pm and 2:30pm to 4:30pm, setting sail from Tiki Village Wharf at Cavill Avenue’s river end.