Like exorcisms, performing colon cleanses on polluted peeps removes evil toxins and leaves bodies with good spirits. Release unwholesome demons with today’s Groupon for Allostasis Health:
$49 for a colonic detox hydrotherapy treatment ($105 value)
$89 for two colonic detox hydrotherapy treatments ($190 value)
Recognising that there is more to detoxing than just cutting out bad health habits, Allostasis Health offers toxic torsos the chance to cleanse cores of corrupt contents with a colonic detox hydrotherapy treatment. Carried out by trained practitioners, a colonic treatment removes toxins from blood and excretes out of the body. The removal of pollutants from cores sees cleansed souls left with increased energy and vitality, glowing skin, reduced symptoms of bloating and relief from constipation. Restoring normality to enzyme systems in the small intestine and the liver, colonic hydrotherapy treatments give back muscle strength to the colon, improving the rate of absorbing nutrients.