$45 for Diagnostic X-rays and Professional Dental Examination and Consultation PLUS Take-home Clean Teeth Pack at Elite Dental in Newtown ($135 value)

In the solar system, glaring deep into a black hole often reveals fascinating glimpses of significant extra-terrestrial destruction, planetary pillage and meteoric degradation. Ensure a flawless view with today’s deal: $45 for a dental check-up, examination, consultation and x-rays at Elite Dental in Newtown ($135 value).

Concerned citizens guilty of mouth bone neglect will benefit from the skilled and experienced dentists at this centrally-located practice in Newtown. Teeth are put through their paces with deterioration identified and solutions offered. This check-up goes one step further with two diagnostic X-rays, which reveal decay that often the naked eye cannot observe, especially the surface in between teeth. Supersonic scanning is included in this deal.

Newtown Elite Dental embraces only the latest in dental practice. Petrified passers-by in need of distraction will enjoy the latest musical sensations heard audibly and revel the televisual stimulation, with repeat of episodes Friends extending uncontrollable laughing once the gas has worn off. The dentists genuinely care for teeth and ensure all patients receive professional and appropriate advice. As such, all stardealers will also receive a free toothbrush and toothpaste with this deal.