In contrast to leopards who, no matter how long they
spend on the psychiatrist’s couch, cannot change their spots, chameleons convert
instantly to summer-tanned seductiveness by hoarding stashes of brown paper on
which to lie when the sun declines to shine. Change your own skin tone with
today’s deal: $42 for three spray tan sessions with a professional spray tan
technician from Sun Stand, Fortitude Valley ($105 value).
Achieve a stunning tan of any shade without exposure to harmful UV rays. In private tanning rooms, Sun Stand’s friendly tanning artists turn lily-white bodies into bronzed works of art that can be used to substantiate stories of extended vacations on exotic shores or accusations of prolonged global warming summers. Personal attention ensures sun worshippers achieve perfect pigmentation every time and schedule pressures evaporate as each application takes just 10 – 15 minutes.
Modest maidens may retain underwear during their tanning tryst, while those seeking to divest inhibitions and avoid tan lines are welcome to exercise their right to birthday suit simplicity. A shower cap, barrier cream and towels are provided and only premium tanning solution is used, bestowing buffed brownness that will last between five and seven days.