$29 for a Bulk Set of 144 Assorted Condoms with Bottle of Massage Oil and Discreet Delivery ($72.29 Value)

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Keeping Romeos and Juliets safely in love is the name of the game for Four Seasons Condoms, proud manufacturers of high quality contraception to get the good times rolling worry-free. Grouponites delight in discreet digital ease with a 144-strong Assorted Pleasures bulk set of condoms across the full Four Seasons gamut of varieties. Creatively named raincoats such as Ice, Studs, Ribbs, Naked Ribbed and Naked Shiver set the scene for an optimal experience for both paramours. Purveyors of protection, Four Seasons Condoms also supports HIV prevention in African nations with an interactive condom donation scheme. Groupies get loved up with a bottle of lavender and ylang ylang-nuanced massage oil, plus a voucher for a free gift when making their next online purchase.