Post-childhood boy and girl germs have a reputation for loitering in reading hotspots as an attempt to get into human good books. Talk about your germination with today’s Groupon for Alpine Carpet Cleaning Services:

• $79 carpet cleaning for up to four rooms ($160 value)
• $79 tile and grout cleaning for a surface of 20sqm ($160 value)

Friendly, reliable service, a fine-toothcomb approach and environmentally-friendly equipment give residents guilt-free peace of mind with Alpine Carpet Cleaning Services. Groupies perch next to godliness sans effort with carpet cleaning for four rooms or overhaul tiles across 20 square metres. Rugs lose dodgy spots and shake out a fresh coat thanks to concentrated cleansing, conservation-minded steam clean and sanitation. Tiles reset with non-toxic degreaser, cutting-edge scrubbing tools and turbo high-pressure rinse, craftily devised for the seasoned team’s unique process.

Championing 14 years’ expertise, Alpine Carpet Cleaning Services commit to a 100% satisfaction guarantee when north-of-the-river Groupies contact their pristine pro within 48 hours of service for a re-treatment on the house. Converted peeps revel in a $50 voucher to use with a future service.