$79.95 to Resurrect Your Broken GHD Hair Straighteners – Full Repair, Safety Check Service, Free Return Postage Anywhere in Australia, and a Sako Mini Straightener for Your Handbag from Hair Traders Salon ($204.95 value)

Rapunzel, distraught over tresses untamed by temperature technology, sought straightness by having lovelorn suitors cling to her mane and dangle beneath her balcony. Today’s maidens can return their crowning glory to the straight and narrow with today’s deal: $79.95 to repair your broken GHD hair straighteners, and get a pair of mini straighteners for your handbag from Hair Traders Salon ($204.95 total value).

Hair straightener ailments, once assumed to be terminal, are cured by certified tong technicians. Frayed cords, shorting electrics, loose or broken plates, malfunctioning microprocessors, and incorrect temperature settings all succumb to Hair Traders’ complete GHD repair service and safety check. Stored for years in shoeboxes, behind chimneys and under Granny’s favourite chair, re-energised straighteners leap into action once more to cure curls and fight frizz, saving dumpster-loads of dollars on replacement prices.

Straighteners can be sent in by post from anywhere in Australia and will be returned free to your letterbox by a phalanx of mailmen. A pair of Sako mini straighteners ($59.95) and a three month warrantee accompanies all repairs, ensuring continued participation in such slinky-haired pursuits as nocturnal nightclub noshing, celebrity relay races and society page scavenger hunts.